Boys Being...Boys +SasuNaru+

“Ow! My baby!”

Everyone turned their heads to see Naruto holding his stomach after one of the students ran into him.

“Oi, what’s wrong with you?” Sasuke mumbled loud enough for the blonde to hear.

“He ran into me! I think my baby is hurt!”

Sasuke rolled his eyes, much like the rest of the class did. Well, some of the people. Everyone else, mostly the girls, just continued staring.

“Dobe, knock it off. You can’t have a baby.”

“Actually...”

While still holding his stomach, Naruto brought one hand to cover his mouth with a bit of sadness in his eyes. Sasuke’s eyes suddenly widened and his mouth was agape.

“Naruto...” the raven started. “...you don’t mean...”

The blonde solemnly nodded. The whole room fell deftly silent. Sasuke took a shaky step back, but then lunged forward and grabbed Naruto’s shoulders.

“But how? How long?!”

Naruto adverted his gaze, closing his eyes as if to prevent the tears from falling.

“...a month.”

Sasuke didn’t look away. He kept his eyes locked onto Naruto’s, even if he wasn’t looking.

“But then...that means...”

“Sasuke.”

Naruto looked up into the coal-black eyes.

“...it’s yours.”

THUD. Something fell. It must have been one of the girls.

“But...but-but a month? No way! We’ve always been so careful!”

SLAM. There goes another one.

“Was this when we were in the B-Wing bathroom?”

“No. That was like two months ago. I think it was in the music room.”

“Baka. That was last week. Wasn’t this the time when we wanted to do it in the nastiest places on campus?”

Both boys continued back and forth, revealing every place they have ever gone to together on school grounds. Whoever didn’t pass out in the class was looking at the two boys as if their skin just suddenly melted off.

“Well, then why are you having a baby then? I used protection!”

“Teme! It doesn’t work all the time. Plus, I’m sure one time you suggested to do it once without it! That’s probably it!”

By the looks on the other student’s faces, it looks as though their brains stopped working. After much bickering, Sasuke gently lifted Naruto onto the top of the desk and placed his pale hand on the blonde’s belly.

“Well, whatever the case, it’s ours now, so we have to take care of it.”

“Naruto! Sasuke! You bastards!”

The door swung open to reveal a real pissed off Kiba.

“Naruto! What the hell?”

Kiba marched over to the area the two new parents were standing.

“How? How could you cheat on me?!”

There goes two. Wow, those girls were dropping like flies.

“And with him?”

“Face it, Inuzuka.”

Sasuke stepped behind Naruto and hugged his body close to his.

“He doesn’t love you anymore. Now he belongs to me.”

“Like hell he does!”

“You’re one to talk!” Naruto broke out. “You kept yelling at me and neglecting me! At least Sasuke was there! You even left me once for Shino!”

By that time, Shino silently stood up and made his way out the door.

“Shino! Wait! Come back, honey! I was going to tell you about it! I swear!”

After Kiba made his exit, Lee ran up to the two with flames in his eyes.

“Naruto-kun! Sasuke-kun! If this is true, then I wish to look after the baby!”

“Great idea, fuzzy-brows! You can be the godfather.”

“I’m not letting him or his “youthfulness” anywhere near my child. I was hoping Shikamaru would look after it.”

“Oh, don’t even drag me into this.”

“And Chouji, you know some good food recipes, right?” Naruto piped up.

“Oh yeah! I know some good ramen ones for you, and then some great baby formulas for the baby. I’ll make him big and strong, just like me!”

“I can agree with half of that statement...”

“Can’t I leave the classroom for five minutes without something going wrong?”

Everyone’s eyes made their way to the door where Iruka was annoyed with Kakashi behind him guiding the two boys who left before. Actually, he was guiding Shino but holding Kiba by his collar.

“Okay, okay. Everyone get back to their seats. Thanks again for bringing them here, Kakashi-sensei.”

“It’s fine. You know you shouldn’t put or leave Naruto and Sasuke together. It always leads to trouble.”

After dropping the kids off, Kakashi turned around and made his was for the door.

“Well, I’m off. Please keep the stupidity of this class to a minimum, would you?”

Before he was completely gone, he poked his head through the door to make a final comment.

“Oh, and I heard about your new bundle of joy, boys. So Neji, I need you to pick up the slack when you work nights, alright?”

POP. There goes one of Neji’s veins. And the rest of the class went into an uproar of laughter and complaints as Iruka slammed the door shut.


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Lee: So, Sasuke-kun and Naruto-kun aren’t having a baby?